In related news, once universal free lunches is installed in schools, students may need a doctor’s note in order to bring a lunch from home, detailing what nutritional requirements that the student requires that the school is not already providing.
I know, satire.
An elementary teacher in Portlandia declared peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be racist.
No matter how ridiculous it sounds, when it’s California and Newsom, you can never be sure until it’s been checked out.
You should write for the Babylon Bee!
We the served inadvertently blackened chicken parts, glued together to resemble Broccoli heads, or was if California approved, tasteless, juiceless, grain made, soy faux veggie protein burgers? On gluten free, grain free, fat free, catsup free, cheese free, calorie free, taste free, sensation free, conscience free, with wilted kale garnish alternative bread? While drinking fruit juice made with distilled water?
> with the approved carton of white milk...
Now I know it’s satire. There is no way white milk would be approved. It’s a white supremacist symbol or something.
OK