Range Rover: voted most likely to return home on the back of a tow truck.
Ive heard that joke a lot. I think it had to do with the morsels imported into the USA, in particular the old Discovery with the tiny 8 cylinder petrol.
Aside from the ancient D90 I have that is still going, Ive have a Range Rover supercharged that has been amazing since 2014 that had been solid for 120,000 miles.
RR is a boulevard cruiser. It looks like an off-roader because SUVs are popular. Its loved for ride comfort not for reliability or off-road capabilities.