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To: sodpoodle
Easy there y'all - I'd like to point out I'm blond - and maybe your pilot one of these days -

A plane is on its way to Chicago when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde passenger sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago.

16 posted on 09/26/2019 12:39:34 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: SkyDancer
Easy there y'all

Nothing personal, I'm sure!

17 posted on 09/26/2019 12:41:14 PM PDT by gogeo (The left prides themselves on being tolerant, but they can't even be civil.)
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To: SkyDancer

LOL!


41 posted on 09/26/2019 1:05:32 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: SkyDancer

In our modern culture, it’s now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.


47 posted on 09/26/2019 1:59:18 PM PDT by Dr. Zzyzx
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To: SkyDancer
Easy there y'all - I'd like to point out I'm blond - and maybe your pilot one of these days -

You weren't deadheading to EWR on Sept 15, were you?

ML/NJ

54 posted on 09/26/2019 2:21:59 PM PDT by ml/nj (eeter hope ther are no statue)
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