[RummyChick]

I use vinegar every once in a while to strip build up as I get some kind of weird waxy in the back

[RayChuang88]

Or better yet, use a good body wash.

[TheBattman]

This hairstylist (far from an expert or scientist) hasn’t seen my daughter’s hair!

And I promise - rinsing with water doesn’t help the dirty and dingy smell.

Maybe this is the advice for those who are too lazy to work, too lazy for physical activity, and don’t ever get “dirty” from actually doing something constructive?

[pburgh01]

If you are a man, unless you workout you should only shower 3 times a week. That manly smell attracts women and the pheromones wash off or are masked by the fragrances in soap. Daily showering is a post Victorian thing anyways. I tested this theory out, a thing I learned in the book “No More Mr Nice Guy” by Dr Robert Glover. A book about dating and relationships(among other things). All the women I dated said they LOVED my smell...I showered only when I worked out. That was 3 times a week.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

We should only take showers once a year to prevent climate change, Greta is very disappointed with us adults

[Larry Lucido]

Well, there you go.

[jeffc]

Reads like someone’s new line of hair products got rejected....

[DoodleBob]

[MrEdd]

In the Marine Corps having a funky smell build up while in garrison might tend to get a troop held down in the shower and scoured with a wire brush.

I saw nothing of course, just sayin’.

[dainbramaged]

You too can have greasy hair. What’s next? Dental care advice from the Brits? How to make your teeth resemble baked beans?

[Buckeye McFrog]

I could never get away with that.

After three days the top of my head would look like a used rag from Jiffy Lube.

After a week it would catch fire like the Cuyahoga River.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Uh oh, another hair thread.

[Larry Lucido]

And then sometimes, only tomato sauce will work.

[markoman]

Old Spice body wash.

“Old Spice...if your grandfather hadn’t used it.....you wouldn’t be here”

Marko

[bgill]

Nope. Mine feels all stiff, gunky and worse than before it’s just rinsed off.

[Viking2002]

Hair oil retains the smell of everywhere you've been between washings. I don't wan't to smell like (or be around anyone who smells like) a BLT + stale cigarette smoke + my cat's litter box + some Indian running the corner convenience store + the inside of a McDonald's for a week. The one good progressive thing society did embrace was the realization that if you don't bathe, you stink. It's like Sheryl Crow and her eco-friendly 'one square of toilet paper per sitting' schtick. You and your scamper stay downwind of me. Damn hippies ruined everything.

[Eddie01]

Selsun Blue's very own hair stylist reveals you should only wash your hair ONCE a week.

there. fixed it.

[agatheringstorm]

This is why homeless guys typically have a full head of hair.

[headstamp 2]

You can also comb it with a high quality balloon. And wear pajamas to the store. And.....

[Jeff Chandler]

There is no “one size fits all” with shampooing.

For instance, black people do not produce as much scalp oil as white people, so frequent shampooing is not only unnecessary, it can cause dry skin problems.

[DivineMomentsOfTruth]

My Border collie/Sheltie’s coat gets silky-soft and shiney clean every time I walk him in the rain. People comment on how beautiful his coat is. I’ve never had to bathe him!