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Why Breasts Matter: A Commentary on the “Free the Nipples” Movement
American Thinker ^ | 09/23/2019 | Sally Zelikovsky

Posted on 09/23/2019 8:02:49 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

There is a movement afoot to liberate female breasts and it goes by the name “Free the Nipples.” Apparently, our breasts want out. Out of our clothing, that is. That’s right. There is a spectre haunting America -- of clothes -- and women have nothing to lose but their shirts. So whadaya say? Knockers of the world, unite! Out with yesterday’s bra-burners (they’re so last century, anyway) and in with the Nipple Warriors!

Let’s face it, our girls just can't take the oppression and discrimination anymore: the frustrating bra shopping, the annual breast exams, the painful mammograms, the perpetual fear of nip slip, and let’s not forget, the fondling. Our girls go through so much. And so do we. Who hasn’t rushed home after a long day being strapped and trapped in a Maidenform, to rip off her bra and let it all hang out?

But, apparently, it’s not enough that our breasts are unrestrained in the privacy of our own homes. The nipple liberators have set their sights on the public square. They are determined to make the days of hiding in secrecy behind latex, spandex, and Playtex on Main Street U.S.A. a thing of the past.

Turns out, these bare-chested ladies have already successfully challenged a Fort Collins, Colorado ordinance prohibiting public toplessness! They must have quite the war chest because, after spending over $300,000 defending the ordinance and losing at the 10th Circuit, the city of Fort Collins decided it could not afford to continue to defend the law and threw in the towel. So much for all of that pot tax revenue…

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: breasts; freethenipples; movement; nipples
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To: madison10

Absolutely. But the people who want this are perverted leftists who want to de-sex un-sex the planet for their nefarious agenda. These are the hairy armpit woman and homo-fruit men who hide behind PC ‘rules’ that prevent normal folks from shaming them. They’re f****d up and proud.

Don’t abide by PC. Ignore it with defiant pride.


61 posted on 09/23/2019 8:44:13 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Does it feel cool and nice when you drag ‘em on the ice?


62 posted on 09/23/2019 8:44:37 AM PDT by sevlex
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To: dsrtsage
;)
63 posted on 09/23/2019 8:48:18 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: SeekAndFind

I was walking down the street @Berkley a while back and a statuesque brunette beauty was casually strolling down State street with the most beautiful, bare, bouncing breasts I think I have ever seen. Woke men, women, even “me too” proponents were breaking their necks and straining to record this amazing event in their minds. I too could not take my eyes off her/them. So magnificent and inspiring. This type of activity is perfectly legal in Berkley I guess as long as one’s nipples are covered. She had painted her nipples with a metallic flaked shade of purple nail polish. I can see them right now. I think more of this type of pedestrian philanthropy would greatly calm and encourage the masses to walk with a smile on their face rather than the bitter countenance that comes from the poisening influence of accadamia.


64 posted on 09/23/2019 8:48:47 AM PDT by Rainwave ("Work out your OWN salvation with fear and trembling")
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To: SeekAndFind

I have to admit I’m wobbly on the subject. But if support is sagging, I’ll lend a hand.


65 posted on 09/23/2019 8:49:21 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: madison10

I’ve been to France. Italy and Spain so form my experience you’re correct. But the biggest factor is the women have no tan lines so the excitement factor is diminished. Now if a tourist shows up with a deep tan and stark white ones it is amazing looking.


66 posted on 09/23/2019 8:53:48 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Ken H

I’m glad I don’t own any Playtex stock.


67 posted on 09/23/2019 8:53:54 AM PDT by Parker123
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To: ClearCase_guy

Gravity is a harsh master and some women don’t want to flaunt their rocks in socks. The same is true for men when their boys drop down and start surfing the toilet water.


68 posted on 09/23/2019 8:54:30 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (If the Trump Administration doesn't prosecute the coup plotters he loses the election in 2020)
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To: outofsalt

if she weren’t blessed with two moles on her chest, she’d have no figure at all...


69 posted on 09/23/2019 8:58:20 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: woodbutcher1963

70 posted on 09/23/2019 9:07:31 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This Space For Rant)
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To: SeekAndFind

Breasts have a purpose and it’s beautiful

Babies


71 posted on 09/23/2019 9:12:09 AM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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To: woodbutcher1963

Here's a pair of boobs for you...


       

72 posted on 09/23/2019 9:15:42 AM PDT by Songcraft
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To: SeekAndFind

remember the truisms:

Clothes make the man.

Bras make the woman.


73 posted on 09/23/2019 9:16:11 AM PDT by cymbeline
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To: Jeff Chandler

74 posted on 09/23/2019 9:18:21 AM PDT by Spruce
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To: SeekAndFind

Dated a woman for short time.

She had 6” pancake sized areolas.

Scarred me for a long time.

Don’t want to see this out in public.


75 posted on 09/23/2019 9:20:25 AM PDT by setter
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
My Asian neighbor told me that this has already been tried in Brassiere, that big country in South America.

76 posted on 09/23/2019 9:21:17 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Bonemaker

Well—that will solve the brestfeeding mother’s ban. That is a good thing. I never saw the rational of that one. On a hot day toplessness is logical.


77 posted on 09/23/2019 9:26:52 AM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll Onward! Ride to the sound ovil.f the guns!)
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To: nevergore

I can see a new “Free Willy” movie coming.


78 posted on 09/23/2019 9:27:33 AM PDT by redangus
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To: antidemoncrat

Factually, wearing bras accelerates the droop... But that’s really off topic...


79 posted on 09/23/2019 9:30:59 AM PDT by Hugh the Scot (I won`t be wronged. I won`t be insulted. I won`t be laid a hand on. - John Bernard Books)
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To: HotHunt

Where is the straw in this picture?


80 posted on 09/23/2019 9:32:50 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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