Is often a bit perkier than the other one.
Posted on 09/23/2019 8:02:49 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
There is a movement afoot to liberate female breasts and it goes by the name “Free the Nipples.” Apparently, our breasts want out. Out of our clothing, that is. That’s right. There is a spectre haunting America -- of clothes -- and women have nothing to lose but their shirts. So whadaya say? Knockers of the world, unite! Out with yesterday’s bra-burners (they’re so last century, anyway) and in with the Nipple Warriors!
Let’s face it, our girls just can't take the oppression and discrimination anymore: the frustrating bra shopping, the annual breast exams, the painful mammograms, the perpetual fear of nip slip, and let’s not forget, the fondling. Our girls go through so much. And so do we. Who hasn’t rushed home after a long day being strapped and trapped in a Maidenform, to rip off her bra and let it all hang out?
But, apparently, it’s not enough that our breasts are unrestrained in the privacy of our own homes. The nipple liberators have set their sights on the public square. They are determined to make the days of hiding in secrecy behind latex, spandex, and Playtex on Main Street U.S.A. a thing of the past.
Turns out, these bare-chested ladies have already successfully challenged a Fort Collins, Colorado ordinance prohibiting public toplessness! They must have quite the war chest because, after spending over $300,000 defending the ordinance and losing at the 10th Circuit, the city of Fort Collins decided it could not afford to continue to defend the law and threw in the towel. So much for all of that pot tax revenue…
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Whole problem is that, for every pair of young and perkies, there are 5 others who have to tuck them into the tops of her jeans, just so a strong wind doesn’t make them flutter, like empty enema bags...
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But don’t look - sexual harassment and all that crap...
Steve Martin on watching Las Vegas show: Wow! Look at all the tits! There must be 57 or ‘em!
Well in Bali, until the 1900s all women went around topless.
And there were next to no incidents of rape or molestation.
That started after covering up.
I guess there is a correlation but there must have been other variables involved,
I’ve heard if you can get them to do pull ups will help the sag factor.
Thank you for totally wrecking my day...
I could have been productive, but instead I’ve trying to figure out how to get boobs to do pull-ups.
So you can get back to work:
On second thought, maybe this song help your productivity.
*this won’t
Too many people are insane.
Yes! That certainly helps me focus.
LoL
We have to be able count on our fellow conservatives. ;)
Is often a bit perkier than the other one.
Right! Just Google “People of Walmart”.
Some need freed and some don’t. I watched a gal walking around the pool table in the local pub and she stubbed a nipple and fell right there. It weren’t pretty.
Uffda!
The island of Bali is majority Buddhist. Gautama Buddha found nothing wrong with the beauty of woman.
After WWI, Bali was incorporated into the archipelago nation of Indonesia. The dominant religion is Islam. The government ordered Balinese women to cover up. But most refuse to wear hijab.
There exist movies of pre-WWII Bali. The women (then) are beautiful and naked from the waist up, with not even beads or jewelry draping their bosoms. However, they were required to be draped from waist to ankles.
Balinese girls developed erect postures from balancing temple gifts on their heads. This did wonders for their breasts. Strangely, they covered up upon entering the temple but bared their bosoms again upon exiting.
Yes, I did read National Geographic a lot. And in those days nobody scissored the pages but left them for others to view. Not anymore.
You may do it while playing Twister, in your own home.
Then I want all men’s testes or nuts out in public. Save the Acorns!
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