Yech!! Glad I’m opting for cremation. If I’m destined to leave a mess, better to get it over with quickly.
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I’m on the fence. I have titanium innards that I expect would be sold for scrap profit after cremation. A local funeral parlor assured me, after laughing at my concern, that if I so stipulated, my actual remains would be returned to a family member of my choice. My phone call with an amused urn saleswoman didn’t mollify me.