I really thought this was satire. It’s not.
She claims he put the pancakes in his pocket.
This sounds to absurd to be satire. I’m not about to waste my time reading newsweak. Did they give a motive for Trump stealing pancakes? Was he hungry? Does he use pancakes in some bizarre, hooker peeing related perversion?
I definitely looked to see if it was the Babylon Bee.
Satire is based on truth. This doesn’t have an ounce of truth in it. Sure, everyone puts pancakes in their expensive custom fitted suit pocket because pancakes hold up so well. Did her husband really die or did he run far, far away from that horrid witchy lying wife?
It isn’t Trump’s responsibility to give the village welfare.
rofl!!
He’s gonna lose the “people who hate people who steal pancakes from people’s houses” vote
:)
Good grief, this is for reels? OMG, they just keep lowering the bar on the media...