George Carlin
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-100825/Eating-vegetables-seriously-damage-health.html
". . . the cancer may be triggered in some people when the saliva they swallow meets the acidic juices in the stomach. Saliva plays a vital role in converting nitrates into carcinogens, or cancer-causing chemicals."
Fruits and vegetables supposedly cause cancer, too.
So, we're all going to have to starve to death.
Hunt deer, eat grass fed beef.