McDonald’s acquires A.I. company to help automate the drive-thru
Cybertronics Corporation?
At least they’ll understand English.
Creates an image of doing it like a Car Wash.
To start, car gets hooked up on conveyor rail, while you get pulled thru the ordering and then delivering stations. Perhaps it could be combined... you want wax with your big mac?
the higher the minimum wage goes... the faster people will be replaced by robots.
Protection against pressure to increase the minimum wage.
At least they won’t spit in your burger...................
Good, I’ll bet robots can get the orders right and not slop all over the food.
Maybe I’ll finally get my order right.
You need to go up to the blackboard and write one hundred times:
“Increasing the minimum wage will not cause business to invest in computers and robots to replace humans.”
Thanks.
Next, class, lets break out in song with the Internationale!
FIGHT FOR $15!!
McDonald’s response: LEARN TO CODE
Carl’s Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman at Carl’s Jr.: You didn’t give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl’s Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman at Carl’s Jr.: I said I didn’t get any!
Carl’s Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
Woman at Carl’s Jr.: What? Oh no, NO!
Carl’s Jr. Computer: I’m sorry you’re having trouble. I’m sorry you’re having trouble.
Woman at Carl’s Jr.: Come on! My kids are starvin’!
Carl’s Jr. Computer: This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr.
Carl’s Jr. Computer: Welcome to Carl’s Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!
Click the pic...
Who needs automation when you've got Jack taking your order?
Yep, $15 minimum wage will result in full automation of fast-food restaurants.
The system had better be thoroughly tested on Ebonics.
They don’t want any nasty charges of RAAAAAAACISM because the order was wrong.
Leftards don’t care if too high minimum wage causes increased unemployment. Big givernment can just raise taxes and provide guaranteed income and more welfare. Its all good.
It's no longer a joke.
McDonalds AI Drive Thru:
AI: What is your Social Credit Score?
680.
AI: What is your Party?
Democrat.
AI: True or False. Obama is a God King?
No.
AI: Your order has been cancelled.
I will support this move if they add a third window, attended by a human, to correct the mistakes so often made at a McDonald’s drive-thru.