Florida Man Parks Smart Car in Kitchen So It Won't Blow Away During Hurricane Dorian

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Parks-Smart-Car-in-Kitchen-So-It-Wont-Blow-Away-During-Hurricane-Dorian-559380561.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_MIBrand ^ | 9/4/2019

[llevrok]

They look ridiculous but they are actually very well-built cars that structurally are very strong

Crap for engines, however. (the looks like an old fashion Singer sewing machine.) Only the Singer was more reliable.

[polymuser]

That there’s funny 8^)

[flamberge]

Crap for engines, however

They go like a bat out of hell.

I wouldn't drive one on the highway, because they are too small for other drivers to see in the 4:00 and 5:00 right side position.

But they are zippy enough to hop out of the way if somebody else is moving over. And the crash cage is incredibly strong if you wreck one. You'll just peel the thing off and walk away.

[Rastus]

Never invite a Smart Car into your house. It renders you powerless against them.

[wally_bert]

Inspired by Dan Tanna?

He parked his Tbird in the living room.

[Crazieman]

Can I take my emotional support Smart Car on a plane?

[rfp1234]

What’s the significance of 06/21/2008?

Scott Kalitta killed in race car crash.

CC Sabathia hits a home run.

Other than that, it may just be significant to the house owner (birth of child, marriage, etc.).

[litehaus]

Wellll...It is FLORI-DUH ?

Where students wanting to become teachers have the standards lowered so they can be teachers !!

[doorgunner69]

Those vehicles musty be REALLY light.

Apparently great sport in San Fagsicko to tip them over while parked.

[wally_bert]

A Welbike might make the cut.

[bunkerhill7]

If he`da parked it outsuide it would`a been a

[gcparent]

I was wondering same.

[gcparent]

12 cubic ft cargo space. If you have drive one, you probably don’t have a big family.

I always put my groceries in my passenger seat. I rarely have a passenger in my car.

[DivineMomentsOfTruth]

I’d rather have a miniature horse.

[nevergore]

I owned one of those cars for 5 years until March..... it was as a blast to drive.. local only.... it was fully “wrapped “ for my business....Mercedes built a great very little car.....
Btw.... the only reason we lost it in March was my daughter and 6 year d grandson was in a severe accident when it was totaled..... Contrary to belief, it’s a very safe vehicle and they were safe....

[Flick Lives]

First the eat in kitchen. Then the open concept kitchen. Now the drive thru kitchen.

[Joe Boucher]

Needs tipping over

[Rebelbase]

His neighbor liked the idea but failed in the execution.

[Rebelbase]

Most likely a concrete slab floor.

[bgill]

Smarter than those who left their boats in the harbor.