Pulitzer Prize Finalist Female Author: Stop Wearing Red Hats, It’s Scary.

www.dailywire.com ^ | September 2, 2019 | By Hank Berrien

[Chgogal]

Liberals are pathetic. Now people can’t wear the color red???? Really?

[cgbg]

My 85 year old mother in law (proud member of her local red hat club) is a clear and present danger to the Republic. ;-)

For those who don't know who they are:

https://www.redhatsociety.com/

I don't want to tell her about this, because she might start laughing so hard she will have a heart attack.

[Red Badger]

If some piece of clothing scares you, the problem is YOU and NOT THE CLOTHING!.................😉

[Red Badger]

Show her this article! She'll get a great laff!!!!!!!!!!!!.............😆

[SaxxonWoods]

This is the funniest thing seen this week and I’m looking for a nice red hat now!

[Red Badger]

She must have been terrified by Santa!................😄

[treetopsandroofs]

Jenny Joseph (1932 – 2018)

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me,
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens,
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,
Or only bread and pickle for a week,
And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats
and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
And pay our rent and not swear in the street,
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised,
When suddenly I am old
and start to wear purple!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Joseph

[MayflowerMadam]

Stop killing little babies; it’s scary.

[simpson96]

[dfwgator]

Now THAT’S Scary!

[TADSLOS]

Dead Eyes.

Through and Through.

[Red Badger]

[ronniesgal]

yes indeed.

[bgill]

That won't go over well with the Red Hat Society ladies.

[FormerFRLurker]

Why do her eyes look like black holes? Please tell me this was photoshopped.

[FormerFRLurker]

I have a plain red baseball cap (no writing). So if I ever have to walk down a dark alley I guess I can just wear that and everybody will be too scared to bother me. Good to know.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Is anyone else made really uncomfortable these days by anyone wearing any kind of red baseball cap? Like, I see one and my heart does weird shit and then I finally realize it only says Titleist or whatever...what scares me is that writing like this cr*p can actually be considered for a Pulitzer and National Book Award these days......

[Songcraft]

Now, for some REALLY scary red hats, take a look at these...

       


       

[jimtorr]

I just ordered my red cap. Will that make me a Red Cap?

[Red Badger]

Go to the nearest airport and wait outside by the taxi stands.................