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Where’s the pope? Stuck in Vatican elevator until rescue
Associated Press ^
| September 1, 2019
Posted on 09/01/2019 6:05:51 AM PDT by Olog-hai
Where’s the pope? He’s stuck in a Vatican elevator.
Thousands of people who were gathered in St. Peter’s Square for the traditional Sunday on-the-dot-of-noon appearance by Pope Francis were watching for the window of the Apostolic Palace to be thrown open so they could listen to the pope’s remarks and receive his blessing. But after seven minutes, people were looking at each other quizzically: no pope?
Then Francis popped out and answered their question: “First of all I must excuse myself for being late. I was blocked in an elevator for 25 minutes.” …
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Religion
KEYWORDS: elevator; francischurch; popefrancis; vatican; whoops
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:05:51 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:13:15 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: Olog-hai
How deep does that elevator go?
/sarcasm
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:14:27 AM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Poor kids are just as bright, just as talented, as white kids." - Joe Biden Aug 8, 2019)
To: Olog-hai
Blocked in a elevator or planning with his muslim buddies?
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:17:53 AM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: bgill
“Best keep my mouth shut.”
Beat me to it.
Thought the Pope only got into elevators that went to the left.
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:26:17 AM PDT
by
Da Coyote
(eh)
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:31:17 AM PDT
by
combat_boots
(God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! Merry Christmas! In God We Trust! Hi)
To: combat_boots
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posted on
09/01/2019 6:32:01 AM PDT
by
combat_boots
(God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! Merry Christmas! In God We Trust! Hi)
To: Olog-hai
Overheard outside the elevator....
It goes up AND DOWN....you keep pushing the wrong buttons.
To: combat_boots
Good. I thought I would have to start worshipping at the Church of the Elvis.
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posted on
09/01/2019 7:07:44 AM PDT
by
I-ambush
(One foot in the grave, one foot on the pedal I was born to rebel.)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
How deep does that elevator go?
...
Brilliant.
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posted on
09/01/2019 7:24:44 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Charity comes from wealth.)
To: Olog-hai
Someone (up there’s) finally “shutting him up?”
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posted on
09/01/2019 7:29:20 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Olog-hai
“If God wanted your ass up there he would have miracalled it up there!” Gunny.
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posted on
09/01/2019 7:35:41 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
To: Olog-hai
Act of God?
They should try that with Biden.
Keep him in an elevator between floors and don’t let him make any public appearances.
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posted on
09/01/2019 10:23:47 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: Olog-hai
Why didn’t God beam him out?
To: Olog-hai
I don’t understand why Catholics tolerate this pope.
To: Olog-hai; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ...
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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posted on
09/02/2019 12:53:30 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Olog-hai
Blocked? What a strange and convoluted expression...
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posted on
09/02/2019 8:24:27 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(CNN's Lawrence O'Donnell rapes 5 year old boys and his Mom's a whore. IF true a bombshell story.)
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