[Innovative]

Interesting. It will be even more interesting when they get more info.

[Joe Bfstplk]

The blob.

[entropy12]

It is green cheese! I knew that since I was a kid!!

[dfwgator]

There is no far side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it’s all far.

[cuban leaf]

Nazis

[ronnie raygun]

P Floyd was there

[Jim Noble]

Leftover duck sauce.

Shang dynasty.

[LeoTDB69]

Makes sense. Moon based corporations dump all their toxic waste on the dark side to hide it and keep up the charade that there is no life on the moon.

Anyway thats my conspiracy and I’m sticking to it...until something else fun comes along.

[OrioleFan]

Probably a garbage dump by one of our Apollo missions.

[Popman]

....found something even stranger: An oddly-colored “gel-like” substance of unknown origin....

oddly colored ? Like purple, orange, green, taupe?

Unknown origin...like the moon...Lol

[xp38]

They're in the wrong spot. They need to be checking out the Tycho Crater area.

[imardmd1]

They can say anything they want. Nobody else can prove otherwise. /s

[Manuel OKelley]

Am I the onlu one wjo has been watching “The Expanse”?

[Tucker39]

Green cheese. I remember from a kid on up, being told the moon is made of green cheese.

[farming pharmer]

I thought the moon was tidally locked in a synchronous orbit - that means there really is no dark side.

[GBA]

“Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?“

[BenLurkin]

Alice Kramden must have had a hard landing.

[kaehurowing]

We are not able to see the military base that China is building on the far side of the moon.

[Cboldt]

Leaky lander grease spot

[PIF]

Space ship toilet droppings ...

[mjp]

now it has found something even stranger: An oddly-colored “gel-like” substance of unknown origin.

Well, that settles it.

the moon, believed to be a natural satellite of Earth, is, in fact, a huge spaceship, a gigantic UFO, parked in orbit around the Earth by an advanced technological civilization.