Was out this morning and saw a huge line of young guys gathering as I turned a corner, and I asked what the line was for...Apparently it's for the release of some Nike shoe?! Not sure of this it's one.
Bizarre.
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2 posted on
08/31/2019 10:01:06 AM PDT by
blam
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Wait around the corner and mug one of em for the shoes:)
Somebody is going to do it.
3 posted on
08/31/2019 10:01:37 AM PDT by
Cold Heart
(.)
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I’m going to laugh when the motor or Siri breaks down and these idiots are stuck not being able to get out of their shoes. How stupid and lazy does one have to be not being able to tie their shoes?
4 posted on
08/31/2019 10:07:56 AM PDT by
bgill
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every time i think today's youth couldn't possibly get any lazier, something like this comes along...
5 posted on
08/31/2019 10:08:02 AM PDT by
Chode
(Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
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Siri, go back to the Future...😋
7 posted on
08/31/2019 10:13:14 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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So now you don't even have to tie and untie your own shoes-- Siri will do it for you.
Pretty soon we'll all be shapeless blobs. At least I have a head start on that.
8 posted on
08/31/2019 10:14:21 AM PDT by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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“Nikes new shoes have laces you can control with Siri”
Sooooooooooo....Power Laces with extra steps?
9 posted on
08/31/2019 10:14:52 AM PDT by
VanDeKoik
( In heap big peace pipe)
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Gettin' to work now - SHOE LACE HACKS!
10 posted on
08/31/2019 10:18:39 AM PDT by
budj
(combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
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In the early 70s a group called The Firesign Theater released a comedy album (remember those) called ‘I Think We’re All Bozos on this Bus’ that featured inflatable shoes. I often wonder if Nike pays them royalties. Now self-tying shoes.
I still want flying cars.
12 posted on
08/31/2019 10:22:43 AM PDT by
hanamizu
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Just when you think people can’t get any lazier they do.
15 posted on
08/31/2019 10:58:03 AM PDT by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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Real Americans boycott Nike “America hating” ghettoware.
16 posted on
08/31/2019 11:02:25 AM PDT by
Vision
(Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped.)
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17 posted on
08/31/2019 11:03:01 AM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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18 posted on
08/31/2019 11:06:27 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Nike introduces robo-slavery by getting Siri to do the laces of its shoes. Will the Left and especially Colin Kaepernick protest this re-introduction of slavery by Nike?
21 posted on
08/31/2019 11:27:56 AM PDT by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Unless your batteries run out...unless your bluetooth connex is lost....unless you lose internet signal....
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Why does anyone with an ounce of moral indignation care what Nike makes?
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Future humans will be cared for by their new parents - their robots - for their whole lives, as the humans will be incapable of doing anything for themselves; their brains will have atrophied more and more generation after generation.
25 posted on
09/01/2019 8:34:01 AM PDT by
Wuli
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