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Was out this morning and saw a huge line of young guys gathering as I turned a corner, and I asked what the line was for...Apparently it's for the release of some Nike shoe?! Not sure of this it's one.

Bizarre.

1 posted on 08/31/2019 9:59:32 AM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Boycott NIKE.


2 posted on 08/31/2019 10:01:06 AM PDT by blam
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Wait around the corner and mug one of em for the shoes:)
Somebody is going to do it.


3 posted on 08/31/2019 10:01:37 AM PDT by Cold Heart (.)
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I’m going to laugh when the motor or Siri breaks down and these idiots are stuck not being able to get out of their shoes. How stupid and lazy does one have to be not being able to tie their shoes?


4 posted on 08/31/2019 10:07:56 AM PDT by bgill
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To: CondoleezzaProtege
every time i think today's youth couldn't possibly get any lazier, something like this comes along...
5 posted on 08/31/2019 10:08:02 AM PDT by Chode (Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
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Siri, go back to the Future...😋
7 posted on 08/31/2019 10:13:14 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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So now you don't even have to tie and untie your own shoes-- Siri will do it for you.

Pretty soon we'll all be shapeless blobs. At least I have a head start on that.

8 posted on 08/31/2019 10:14:21 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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“Nike’s new shoes have laces you can control with Siri”

Sooooooooooo....Power Laces with extra steps?


9 posted on 08/31/2019 10:14:52 AM PDT by VanDeKoik ( In heap big peace pipe)
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Gettin' to work now - SHOE LACE HACKS!
10 posted on 08/31/2019 10:18:39 AM PDT by budj (combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

In the early 70s a group called The Firesign Theater released a comedy album (remember those) called ‘I Think We’re All Bozos on this Bus’ that featured inflatable shoes. I often wonder if Nike pays them royalties. Now self-tying shoes.

I still want flying cars.


12 posted on 08/31/2019 10:22:43 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Just when you think people can’t get any lazier they do.


15 posted on 08/31/2019 10:58:03 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: CondoleezzaProtege
Real Americans boycott Nike “America hating” ghettoware.
16 posted on 08/31/2019 11:02:25 AM PDT by Vision (Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped.)
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17 posted on 08/31/2019 11:03:01 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Betsy Ross


18 posted on 08/31/2019 11:06:27 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Marty’s power laces in Back to the Future:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wrw19K_g_M


19 posted on 08/31/2019 11:14:34 AM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Nike introduces robo-slavery by getting Siri to do the laces of its shoes. Will the Left and especially Colin Kaepernick protest this re-introduction of slavery by Nike?


21 posted on 08/31/2019 11:27:56 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Unless your batteries run out...unless your bluetooth connex is lost....unless you lose internet signal....


22 posted on 08/31/2019 4:59:47 PM PDT by montag813
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Why does anyone with an ounce of moral indignation care what Nike makes?


24 posted on 09/01/2019 7:02:07 AM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

Future humans will be cared for by their new parents - their robots - for their whole lives, as the humans will be incapable of doing anything for themselves; their brains will have atrophied more and more generation after generation.


25 posted on 09/01/2019 8:34:01 AM PDT by Wuli
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