New Reversible Bumper Sticker Can Switch Between ‘COEXIST’ And ‘RESIST’ (Trunc) (SATIRE)

The Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 28, 2019 | Unknown

[HarleyD]

I usually don't post satire but this one was such a hoot I couldn't resist.

[Secret Agent Man]

You couldn’t resist, or couldn’t coexist?

[Red Badger]

[VietVet876]

So it can switch between Total Moron and Full Retard. Cool.

[amihow]

A loony grandchild gave me two bumper stickers designed to mess with liberal’s heads. I was told to use both.

One is COEXIST. The other is TRUMP2020.

[Vaquero]

[Ingtar]

Hypocrisy, thy name is Democrat.

[kaktuskid]

“Mandatory Tolerance”

An oxymoron?

[FatherofFive]

It is so hard to do good satire lately. Reality is much funnier.

[Teacher317]

I took a photo of a car with both of those bumper stickers on the rear, and posted it on Facebook (blurred the plates out)... several of my FB friends could’t understand the humor or the hypocrisy, and sought to share their spin. It didn’t go well.

[NorthMountain]

No such thing a “Radical Islam”. There is just “Islam”; by nature it is radically expansionist and totalitarian.

[Haiku Guy]

I prefer the COEXIST bumper sticker with the Crescent and Peace Symbol crossed out, so it simply says “EXIST” with the remaining, useful, symbols.

[Red Badger]

No such thing as a “Moderate Muslim”, either................ 😮

[Persevero]

I’d like one that says

“RESIST COEXISTENCE”

[null and void]

[HHFi]

I’ve often thought about having a bumper sticker made that reads “Visualize World Peace (and see how much good it does.)”

[rfp1234]

[HereInTheHeartland]

I always said it should say: coexist if possible, otherwise have superior firepower.

[mumblypeg]

There actually was a bumper sticker awhile back that said “Visualize Whirled Peas” with an illustration of a tornado of English peas.

Another one popular at that time was “Smash Smashism.”

These were waggish retorts aimed at lefty professional protestors & peaceniks.

These days your car would get keyed.

[Paal Gulli]