Montana’s Steve Bullox is a shoo-in, I tell ya.
He wears them crawkodile boots an’ everythin’, shot them crawks right up there by the ol’ Butte mine.
Yeeeaaaahooooo!
There’s UC Berkeley and then there’s the Berkeley Pit.
One is a filthy, stinking hole filled with sludge and the other is a mine.
Well I can’t decide whether to vote for Hugh Lord Mungus, Sexy Vegan, Cocaine, or Elvis the Butler.
There are many more like this.
Some apparently are running under their Twitter handles.
Haa! That’ll save a bundle in campaign ad costs!
In fact, I’m thinking of tossing in my hat.
I shall run under the name of Eeny Meany Miney Moe.