KFC: Kentucky Fake Chicken? The Vegan Freaks Are Trying to Ruin Everything

It was one thing when Impossible Burgers started popping up at places like Burger King and White Castle. To me, all of their burgers are impossible because I won't set foot in those places. But now the fake-meat vegan freaks are messing with a piece of genuine Americana. Now they're using Colonel Sanders to push their synthetic slop.

Reuters:

Yum Brands Inc said on Monday it will be testing Beyond Meat Inc’s plant-based chicken nuggets and boneless wings at an Atlanta KFC restaurant, the latest fast-food chain trying new options to attract vegan diners...

Plant-based meat alternatives have seen booming interest from consumers and restaurants, supporting startups like Beyond Meat and its competitor Impossible Foods...

KFC, known for its fried chicken, will be serving the six or 12-piece combo plant-based nugget meals for $6.49 and $8.49 and boneless wings for $6 and $12.

So it won't taste as good, but at least it'll be more expensive. And it'll give you a sense of unearned superiority, just like every other "green" boondoggle.

I'm with the incomparable Joe Bob Briggs on this one. If vegans don't want to eat meat, then why do they want to eat stuff that kinda looks like, and sorta tastes like, meat? As Joe Bob puts it: "I've decided to chew leaves the rest of my life, but I want all the leaves to look like hot dogs."

There's plenty of stuff you can eat that isn't meat and doesn't look like meat and doesn't taste like meat. Just eat that instead. Why gross out the rest of us with these lab-grown pseudo-meats and Franken-furters?

Back in the 1980s when I was at UC Berkeley there was a Chinese restaurant called Long life Vegi House

They had about 200 menu items about 20 different kinds of fake meat pork chicken beef you name it and there wasn’t anything that wasn’t vegetarian on the menu

They had something then called Mock chicken and it was incredible are used to get the mock chicken and broccoli almost every other day for lunch

The point is that this is nothing new the Chinese have been doing this for my entire adult life at least

And are you mediators date love your meat hey this is America eat whatever the hell you want

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