When this scum leave me a vm, if I’m bored I turn off my caller ID and call them back. I identify myself as Nigel Tufnel and spend an inordinate amount of time with them (every min with me is a min they don’t hurt someone else). I give them my address (1060 West Addison, Sfaccim, IL) and keep going until someone hangs up (usually them).
LOL,. 1060 West Addison is the address of Wrigley Field. LOL.
LOL
I’ve led phone salespeople on just to #### with them.
I guess that was kid of mean as they got so excited that they had a sale :)