You can't pay me to move to Australia.
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08/22/2019 7:49:45 PM PDT by
DoodleBob
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To: DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
They are also notorious for entering cars, and being found hiding behind sun visors or running across the dashboard.” I would have a heart attack.
3 posted on
08/22/2019 7:53:31 PM PDT by
SIDENET
To: DoodleBob
Good thing the spider got it. A baby Australian possum can kill you at 30 paces just by glancing at you.
4 posted on
08/22/2019 7:55:25 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Who's the leader of the club that feeds on dead babies? M-O-L... O-C-H... M-O-U-S-E.)
To: DoodleBob
Every single thing in Australia is designed to kill you.
5 posted on
08/22/2019 7:56:46 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: DoodleBob
If “The dingo ate my baby” doesn’t work then ...
To: DoodleBob
We have a lot of tarantulas crawling around here in October.I guess they are trying to find a mate. They normally don’t scare me but I was shoeing one away from the patio one time and that sucker took off like lightning. I always thought they were slow moving. Then we have the tarantula hawks that paralyze them and lay an egg on it so there young can eat. They’re pretty big as well.
To: DoodleBob
They need a pigeon. That’s how they took care of a giant spider on Gilligan’s Island.
10 posted on
08/22/2019 8:09:43 PM PDT by
bramps
(It's the Islam stupid!)
To: DoodleBob
The only thing that could make those spiders worse, is if they emitted some type of chirp or shriek while approaching their prey.
To: DoodleBob
Maybe TSA will allow you to bring those six pallets of RAID into Perth. You can say you’re doing research on organic toxins.
To: DoodleBob
There's a TV series on called "Australia's Deadliest." It's been on since 2013. Airs in Australia, and Britain:
Australia's Deadliest
16 posted on
08/22/2019 8:25:39 PM PDT by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: DoodleBob
That is as creepy as it gets! Especially the little face on the back of the head segment!
17 posted on
08/22/2019 8:27:08 PM PDT by
originalbuckeye
('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act'- George Orwell..?)
To: DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
“You can’t pay me to move to Australia.”
Amen brother!
23 posted on
08/22/2019 8:38:32 PM PDT by
READINABLUESTATE
(You cannot solidify control and power over people who are able to defend themselves.)
To: DoodleBob
Post that picture everywhere—bulletin boards, billboards, internet, restaurants, workplace, churches, magazine covers, cereal boxes-—it will be the end of the movement to disarm America. Everyone will demand the right to a large=capacity semiautomatic bazooka. Yeeaccchhh!!!!!!
24 posted on
08/22/2019 8:40:59 PM PDT by
_longranger81
(Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves; defend the defenseless; care for the unloved.)
To: marktwain
Ping!
Glad you made it out of Australia alive.
;-)
25 posted on
08/22/2019 8:47:54 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: DoodleBob
For hunting the Austrailan Huntsyouandyourfamily Spiders, may I recommend:
The overly accessorized AR-15, for all your taticool options,
or the Bighorn Armory Model 89, aka the "spike driver".
P.S:
All warranties are null and void if you miss.
To: DoodleBob
This is why we need the green new deal, or in 11.2 years, these spiders will have migrated to Wisconsin.
To: DoodleBob
Uh pardon me emperor....but is that spider using two rear legs to anchor itself? Must have strong toenails to do that.
35 posted on
08/22/2019 9:20:48 PM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: DoodleBob
Release them in New York city and Baltimore!
To: DoodleBob
Stewpet masthead at the site consumed 2/3rds of my screen
50 posted on
08/23/2019 12:58:45 AM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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