LOL!.....I remember that one!.................
When my daughters were young, they fussed about me gigging frogs for fried frog legs...
I told them I only got one leg off each frog...They said that was good...It had at least one leg left...
Then I told them I did it so they would just swim in a circle and make it easier for me to get the next time...
LOL!! Reminds me of the original “Muppet Movie” scene where the villain, who’s captured Kermmit, brags about his nefarious plot to set up a chain of restaurants selling frogs’ legs. Kermit gets a sick look on his face and says, “Imagine, thousands of tiny wheel chairs.”
The original “Muppet Show,” in the 1970s, was great family entertainment because Jim Henson could write on a screamingly funny level that appealed to children and adults. I was a great fan.