[ameribbean expat]

Flipper likes to get wasted. Who knew?

[bert]

Un reported was the fact that the mesmerized dolphins were female

[Beagle8U]

Or they’re too stupid to know puffer fish are toxic?

[EEGator]

Give them some ‘shrooms and see what happens.
I swam in the Pacific with Spinner dolphins. That was awesome.
One came right up to me. I’ll never forget that.

[KarlInOhio]

Do they ever bite too hard and OD?

[Rio]

Kids these days...

[katana]

Personally, I’m not that surprised. For an extremely intelligent creature, spending its entire life in a semi-dark void, eating fish, surfacing to breathe, submerging to find more fish, eating, and so on must become a bit boring. Playing chicken with the bow wake of human ships, jousting with sharks, and occasionally rescuing those funny hairless apes the sharks try to eat, just doesn’t happen quite often enough to relieve the ennui. So taking a few tokes on a ball of neurotoxin could fill in the gaps. If they had underwater saloons they’d probably be found congregating at the bar.

[dead]

I actually though this was an NFL story.

[PGR88]

[PTBAA]

Don’t Bogart that fish my friend, pass it over to me.

[Steely Tom]

Don’t Bogart that pufferfish!

[dowcaet]

These dolphins had to be hanging around some environmentalist kooks to learn that behavior. LOL I was a one time member of the Sierra Club, and a lot of the people I knew in our chapter were heavy pot smokers. Being one with nature I guess!

[slumber1]

Clearly the US needs to launch a war on puffer fish

[DoodleBob]

I'm shocked that Mrs Puff's Boating School was secretly a drug den.