[Lurkinanloomin]

I’m glad my fridge can’t tweet.

[Responsibility2nd]

I’m glad my fridge can’t tweet.

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It doesn’t? Then how can it tell Amazon when you need more butter, milk and cheese?

[DannyTN]

My fridge tweets:

• SOS
• Pennicillin is now ready in the 4 containers in the back of the third shelf.
• Biohazard alert
• This is how the Stand starts.

[Rebelbase]

My fridge is so dirty that if it could tweet I’d be arrested for abuse of appliances.

[COBOL2Java]

I’m glad my fridge can’t tweet.

...as long as it doesn't twerk... :0)