[DannyTN]

My fridge tweets:

• SOS
• Pennicillin is now ready in the 4 containers in the back of the third shelf.
• Biohazard alert
• This is how the Stand starts.

[Black Agnes]

Yours is the best post.

[Billthedrill]

I have seen tech hell. My smart terlit sends its results to my smart fridge, which wipes out my shopping list and sends one of its own to my grocery store, delivered by their drones. I come home to a fridge with no beer and full of green leafy vegetables. I hear the doors and windows all lock shut. In the background my smart exercise bike whizzes menacingly. There is no escape.