[TangoLimaSierra]

But golf is not for me.

Me neither. I kept score by how many balls and clubs I had left at the end of the day.

[Starboard]

Me neither. I kept score by how many balls and clubs I had left at the end of the day.

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Did you give yourself a birdie for a bent club? LOL

[Maine Mariner]

I golf once in a great while. I was very happy when I broke 100. Unfortunately, it was a 9 hole par 3 course.

[FatherofFive]

Me neither. I kept score by how many balls and clubs I had left at the end of the day.

I drive the beer cart at charity events. I kept score by having the lowest number of cans at the end of the day.

[DoodleBob]

I measure myself against other golfers by height.

[minnesota_bound]

I hope they are outraged enough to reduce the football game time to closer to the 1 hour it should be.

[Bratch]

My enjoyment of golf has improved dramatically since my doctor decided to put me on Zoloft.

My scores haven’t improved but my attitude sure has!

[NativeSon]

I played once over a decade ago for a work event.

My team came in third and I won “closest to the pin” and I think I had the longest drive. I was under a foot from a hole in one.

A senior colleague advised me; “quit now & and revel in your glory or forever chase the dragon”.

That was the first and last time I touched a set of clubs.