[Hot Tabasco]

Here's a conspiracy fer ya: Maybe, just maybe the dude hated being in a small cell, facing a life in prison so he just might actually HAVE hung himself..........

I know, I know, that does sound way out there but what the heck, we love conspiracies around here don't we?

[Egon]

Here's a conspiracy fer ya: Maybe, just maybe the dude hated being in a small cell, facing a life in prison so he just might actually HAVE hung himself..........

Yep. While on "suicide watch".

At the very least, the prison is inept. At worst, well...

[Blurb2350]

Here's a conspiracy fer ya: Maybe, just maybe the dude hated being in a small cell, facing a life in prison so he just might actually HAVE hung himself.
Not to mention the fact that he required three shiksa-administered orgasms per day. Without them . . . well, heaven only knows what sort of physical and emotional pain he was enduring. His testes were probably the size of ostrich eggs. And his prostate? Don't even ask.

[BatGuano]

“actually HAVE hung himself..........”

The only person who can “hung himself” is a plastic surgeon....
Hanged ,man, hanged is the proper word.

Have you not heard about the Plastic Surgeon who hung himself?

[sergeantdave]

“Here’s a conspiracy fer ya: Maybe, just maybe the dude hated being in a small cell, facing a life in prison so he just might actually HAVE hung himself..........”

For sure. Makes sense. At breakfast in a fed prison, all prisoners on suicide watch are given a rope to tie sailor’s knots to relieve boredom. Alas, poor Epstein tied a hangman’s noose and did himself in.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He had already attempted suicide while in jail once, just weeks ago.

It was their job to keep him alive for trial, even if that meant 24/7 surveillance.

The fact that he succeeded means they WANTED him to succeed.