Posted on 08/09/2019 2:07:37 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say. "Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly. But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied: "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."
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Moo always said Barry was stinky.
The next time the dems in congress have a lock on an ugly vote the republicans need to feast on beer, broccoli and eggs a few hours before the vote.
“If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...”
I’m guessing you don’t know many older folk.
Confucious say “Fox smell own hole first”.
The Fox Smells His Own Hole.
Too funny. Seems like black folk are the most offended by farts.
I could tell a story but this isn’t the right place.
Clearing the ol’ room, eh? Well, just imagine how those young couples living in tiny houses in the USA feel.
DANG!
My story involves a plane ride home to Dallas after a hard night drinking heavy dark beer in Frankfurt. Had plenty of room there in the back of the plane!
Another French taunt...
“Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!”
When I started working it was in downtown Chicago, Imagine the opportunities as I was in a lot of elevators
Hit and run as it were
LOL
LOL!
God help them if there was a candle or other open flame around...
Ever get a case of the winds so intense, you could actually crop-dust an entire Walmart? Yup. I did. If a good-looking young lady came around the corner of my aisle and crinkled her nose, I’d just point at the old granny-pants at the other end. LOL!
A skunk smells it’s own burst first.
BS, bring it!
I have no idea of what the local diet might be, but the imagination runs wild.
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