There has to be some funny "In Russia..." one liners for this. Although technically the ingredients are from Ukraine.
1 posted on
08/09/2019 5:26:56 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
the world's first vodka made from distilled grains from Chernobyl's exclusion zone. 
2 posted on
08/09/2019 5:29:22 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: C19fan
Deed someonek say funny in Roossia? I'm back! I'm back! What a country!

3 posted on
08/09/2019 5:32:37 AM PDT by
Dahoser
To: C19fan
4 posted on
08/09/2019 5:35:04 AM PDT by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: C19fan; SunkenCiv
I’m still waiting for the bottle of vodka made with mummy juice.
5 posted on
08/09/2019 5:44:36 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: C19fan
It would be the preferred alcoholic beverage for those who desire only a little glow.
7 posted on
08/09/2019 5:47:22 AM PDT by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: C19fan
At least the bottle should be a breeze to find in the dark.
8 posted on
08/09/2019 6:02:06 AM PDT by
hoagy62
(America Supreme!)
To: C19fan
I tried, to no avail, to find a short clip of Steve Martin saying, ‘By the way, I’m radioactive’. (holds out hand) Shake!
9 posted on
08/09/2019 6:04:01 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
To: C19fan
And the ice cubes are from a Greenland glacier cap. They’re a gorgeous blue and they “pop” as they melt
10 posted on
08/09/2019 6:05:40 AM PDT by
cuban leaf
(We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
To: C19fan
It’s labeled “190 proof, 10 rads”
11 posted on
08/09/2019 6:05:58 AM PDT by
jimbug
To: C19fan
Since vodka primarily carbon , hydrogen and oxygen compounds, elements that have few radioactive isotopes the vodka should be no more radioactive than any other vodka.
But since distilling concentrates impurities in the boiling kettle the mash left in the kettle could be very radioactive and need special handling
13 posted on
08/09/2019 6:07:39 AM PDT by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: C19fan
That’ll give you a glow.
14 posted on
08/09/2019 6:13:06 AM PDT by
McGruff
(If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!)
To: C19fan
Yeah...a guy I know lived in that area at the time. He watched the new series about it...says he counted 17 inaccuracies on his right hand alone. ;)
15 posted on
08/09/2019 6:16:29 AM PDT by
ZinGirl
(Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
To: C19fan
They certainly beat Stoli.

"They have real radioactive ingredients and all we got is this stupid movie tie-in."
16 posted on
08/09/2019 6:23:40 AM PDT by
x
To: C19fan
Ukrainian capitalists. Saw the market, the renewed interest and tourism...and they are literally capitalizing on the opportunity. I applaud their insight and audacity, but I’m still not going to try their vodka. I’m more of a whiskey guy anyway.
To: C19fan
Vodka you can drink in the dark!
19 posted on
08/09/2019 6:46:21 AM PDT by
Reily
To: C19fan
I’ve heard that reading stories about Chernobyl will cause cancer or make you have children with 12 toes.
Some of the first responders to the “Chernobyl Disaster” actually handled the fissile material with their bare hands. They live to this day.
I suspect that the closed area around Chernobyl poses as much risk to humans and animals as a city. No, scratch that, most cities have dangerous and violent humans that might kill you or infect you...
To: C19fan
So that’s why my vodka & tonic glows in the dark...
To: C19fan
Ah. So we all forgot about the three completely melted reactors in Fukushima. Continuing to pollute the Pacific. Unfortunately the planets owner is not forgetting.
25 posted on
08/09/2019 10:34:09 AM PDT by
justa-hairyape
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