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There has to be some funny "In Russia..." one liners for this. Although technically the ingredients are from Ukraine.
1 posted on 08/09/2019 5:26:56 AM PDT by C19fan
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the world's first vodka made from distilled grains from Chernobyl's exclusion zone.


2 posted on 08/09/2019 5:29:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Deed someonek say funny in Roossia? I'm back! I'm back! What a country!

3 posted on 08/09/2019 5:32:37 AM PDT by Dahoser
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Tasty, tasty, isotopes.


4 posted on 08/09/2019 5:35:04 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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I’m still waiting for the bottle of vodka made with mummy juice.


5 posted on 08/09/2019 5:44:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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It would be the preferred alcoholic beverage for those who desire “only a little glow”.


7 posted on 08/09/2019 5:47:22 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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At least the bottle should be a breeze to find in the dark.


8 posted on 08/09/2019 6:02:06 AM PDT by hoagy62 (America Supreme!)
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I tried, to no avail, to find a short clip of Steve Martin saying, ‘By the way, I’m radioactive’. (holds out hand) Shake!


9 posted on 08/09/2019 6:04:01 AM PDT by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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And the ice cubes are from a Greenland glacier cap. They’re a gorgeous blue and they “pop” as they melt


10 posted on 08/09/2019 6:05:40 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
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It’s labeled “190 proof, 10 rads”


11 posted on 08/09/2019 6:05:58 AM PDT by jimbug
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Since vodka primarily carbon , hydrogen and oxygen compounds, elements that have few radioactive isotopes the vodka should be no more radioactive than any other vodka.

But since distilling concentrates impurities in the boiling kettle the mash left in the kettle could be very radioactive and need special handling


13 posted on 08/09/2019 6:07:39 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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That’ll give you a glow.
14 posted on 08/09/2019 6:13:06 AM PDT by McGruff (If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!)
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“Yeah...a guy I know lived in that area at the time. He watched the new series about it...says he counted 17 inaccuracies on his right hand alone.” ;)


15 posted on 08/09/2019 6:16:29 AM PDT by ZinGirl (Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
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They certainly beat Stoli.

"They have real radioactive ingredients and all we got is this stupid movie tie-in."

16 posted on 08/09/2019 6:23:40 AM PDT by x
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Ukrainian capitalists. Saw the market, the renewed interest and tourism...and they are literally capitalizing on the opportunity. I applaud their insight and audacity, but I’m still not going to try their vodka. I’m more of a whiskey guy anyway.


18 posted on 08/09/2019 6:36:52 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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Vodka you can drink in the dark!


19 posted on 08/09/2019 6:46:21 AM PDT by Reily
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I’ve heard that reading stories about Chernobyl will cause cancer or make you have children with 12 toes.

Some of the first responders to the “Chernobyl Disaster” actually handled the fissile material with their bare hands. They live to this day.

I suspect that the closed area around Chernobyl poses as much risk to humans and animals as a city. No, scratch that, most cities have dangerous and violent humans that might kill you or infect you...


21 posted on 08/09/2019 7:34:58 AM PDT by Professional
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So that’s why my vodka & tonic glows in the dark...


24 posted on 08/09/2019 9:53:00 AM PDT by mumblypeg
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Ah. So we all forgot about the three completely melted reactors in Fukushima. Continuing to pollute the Pacific. Unfortunately the planets owner is not forgetting.


25 posted on 08/09/2019 10:34:09 AM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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