Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle
Full title: A man broke into a woman's house in Alabama with a gun, police say. She countered with a pot of hot grease
Larondrick Macklin, 31, was arrested in Alabama after police say he broke into a woman's home and she threw hot grease on him.
Police in Alabama say a man suffered burns across his face after he broke into a woman's house with a gun and she defended herself with a pot of hot grease.
According to a statement from the Decatur Police Department, police responded to a call of a domestic dispute last Thursday and discovered Larondrick Macklin, 31, with burns on his face. He was taken to the hospital.
A detective discovered Macklin was the "primary aggressor in the altercation," according to a police statement. According to police, Macklin "entered the victim’s house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease."
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Hope the cops don’t let him slip out of charges.
He’s going to be someone’s bitch in the joint. ha ha ha
I live in a third floor apartment, so no tunnels for me. But I can definitely understand about being too old for certain things.
That does it!!! I’m putting cauldrons of boiling oil all around the castle parapets; may be an energy hog, but the results may be better than bullets.
Not if you want to keep peace with the neighbors I suppose.
Murder holes for hot oil and boulders is probably right out in an apartment building too.
If you at least have a balcony I see no reason why you couldn't stand out there and taunt intruders though.
Ooooo, good aim lady. His new name: Fatback.
I was hoping that it was Cast Iron.
He’s a man of multi color, at least until he grows a new face, LOL!
Worked with a guy in the oilfield ages ago that had similar coloration issues. He had been burnt as a child and was forever lighter skinned in the affected areas.
No balcony either. I’m trapped.
The former sheriff of Milwaukee County, David Clarke, said in a radio ad that if someone breaks into your home your response should be ruthless. He would be proud of what this woman did.
Takes panache to deck a guy with a pan of hot oil.
I’ll bet that felt/feels really good.
When hot fry grease is outlawed, only outlaws will have grease.
Well done, madam!
“Larondrick”
I stopped reading there.
if you could invent a concealed carry hot grease, you’d make a million.
There was the old M3 Grease gun?
>BACON! The Ultimate Weapon.
I wonder if one could modify a flamethrower to fire hot bacon grease.
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