Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle
Full title: A man broke into a woman's house in Alabama with a gun, police say. She countered with a pot of hot grease
Larondrick Macklin, 31, was arrested in Alabama after police say he broke into a woman's home and she threw hot grease on him.
Police in Alabama say a man suffered burns across his face after he broke into a woman's house with a gun and she defended herself with a pot of hot grease.
According to a statement from the Decatur Police Department, police responded to a call of a domestic dispute last Thursday and discovered Larondrick Macklin, 31, with burns on his face. He was taken to the hospital.
A detective discovered Macklin was the "primary aggressor in the altercation," according to a police statement. According to police, Macklin "entered the victim’s house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease."
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or paring knife to the groin area
That’ll buff right out.
And she didn't need a murder hole to do it.
Messed his skin up but didn’t seem to bother his facial hair.
I had to look that up. Thanks! If I ever build another house it’s gonna have murder holes. :)
Inmates used to heat up baby oil in the microwave on their units, and throw it at an inmate they had a grudge against. That, or they'd throw the oil on their beds, and set fire to them. That was their way of getting that specific inmate off the unit.
The poor bastard is destined for ostracization due to the fact that he has evil white skin at his base.
He is no longer a man of color.
LOL!! And a second front door like Blasey-Ford :-)
...BACON! The Ultimate Weapon...
Geez. That sounds islamophobic
Anything and everything becomes a weapon. Always goodwhen the criminal loses.
Yeah I guess everyone’s white underneath. I am saving this picture.
Some people pay big bucks to get a facial peel that comprehensive.
Charged with burglary in the third degree..Burns, that is.
LOL At least!
I always wanted to dig a secret room and tunnels under my house.
Got too old to do that much digging.
Was this an assault pan???
How many ounces of hot grease did it hold?
Does anyone really need that much grease??
Never bring a pot of hot grease to a gun fight. Oh, wait. ..damn!
Seeing as it was in Alabama, it probably involved an iron skillet and kicking the snot out of him. Alabama women don’t mess around. I have a good friend whose husband came home drunk one too many times. She shot him in the leg but made him go outside first because they had new carpet.
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