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A man broke into a woman's house with a gun. She countered with a pot of hot grease. [mugshot]
yahoo.com ^ | August 6, 2019

Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle

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To: Paladin2

or paring knife to the groin area


21 posted on 08/06/2019 5:59:35 PM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said theoal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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To: grundle

That’ll buff right out.


22 posted on 08/06/2019 5:59:51 PM PDT by Libloather (END CLIMATE CHANGE!)
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To: TigersEye
"She went Medieval on him! I like it."

And she didn't need a murder hole to do it.

23 posted on 08/06/2019 6:00:14 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Messed his skin up but didn’t seem to bother his facial hair.


24 posted on 08/06/2019 6:02:41 PM PDT by deport
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To: mass55th

I had to look that up. Thanks! If I ever build another house it’s gonna have murder holes. :)


25 posted on 08/06/2019 6:03:06 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Boomer
"There’s more than one way to skin that cat!"

Inmates used to heat up baby oil in the microwave on their units, and throw it at an inmate they had a grudge against. That, or they'd throw the oil on their beds, and set fire to them. That was their way of getting that specific inmate off the unit.

26 posted on 08/06/2019 6:03:30 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: grundle

The poor bastard is destined for ostracization due to the fact that he has evil white skin at his base.


27 posted on 08/06/2019 6:04:05 PM PDT by deadrock
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To: grundle

He is no longer a man of color.


28 posted on 08/06/2019 6:04:12 PM PDT by TheNext (Diversity: Darker Replaces Lighter)
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To: TigersEye

LOL!! And a second front door like Blasey-Ford :-)


29 posted on 08/06/2019 6:04:37 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: left that other site

...BACON! The Ultimate Weapon...

Geez. That sounds islamophobic


30 posted on 08/06/2019 6:07:00 PM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
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To: grundle

Anything and everything becomes a weapon. Always goodwhen the criminal loses.


31 posted on 08/06/2019 6:07:59 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Mashood

Yeah I guess everyone’s white underneath. I am saving this picture.


32 posted on 08/06/2019 6:08:38 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: grundle

Some people pay big bucks to get a facial peel that comprehensive.


33 posted on 08/06/2019 6:10:05 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: grundle
I read this story as a child.
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34 posted on 08/06/2019 6:10:07 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: grundle

Charged with burglary in the third degree..Burns, that is.


35 posted on 08/06/2019 6:10:31 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: mass55th

LOL At least!

I always wanted to dig a secret room and tunnels under my house.
Got too old to do that much digging.


36 posted on 08/06/2019 6:10:42 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: grundle

Was this an assault pan???

How many ounces of hot grease did it hold?

Does anyone really need that much grease??


37 posted on 08/06/2019 6:11:00 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: grundle

Never bring a pot of hot grease to a gun fight. Oh, wait. ..damn!


38 posted on 08/06/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by semaj (We are the People)
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To: MHGinTN

Seeing as it was in Alabama, it probably involved an iron skillet and kicking the snot out of him. Alabama women don’t mess around. I have a good friend whose husband came home drunk one too many times. She shot him in the leg but made him go outside first because they had new carpet.


39 posted on 08/06/2019 6:13:58 PM PDT by Himyar (Comes A Stillness)
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To: Libloather

"That’ll buff right out."




40 posted on 08/06/2019 6:14:42 PM PDT by Songcraft
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