A Musical Salute to This Week's Master Debaters

To treat the next rounds of Dem debates with the seriousness they deserve, here's a fresh take on an oldie. The song is rooted in several radical tempo changes, so if you haven't heard it in a while, you can open a new tab in the article and sing along!

Listen to these morons
Everything is racist
Only seeing skin tone
Once again, it’s hue

MASH HERE to open a new tab to listen to that McCartney guy, hit play, then switch back to this tab to follow these new lyrics.

Dems on the Run
(to the tune of Band on the Run. Sorry, Paul)

Listen to these morons
Everything is racist
Only seeing skin tone
Once again, it’s hue
Kamala, hue, Kamala, hue

If they ever take over here
They’ll be giving it all away
To illegal foreigners
All they need is election day
If they ever take over here
They must never take over here

Well the left imploded with a mighty crash
As they stared into the sun
And The Trumpster said to the MAGA folks there
Come on, let’s have some fun

Dems on the run, Dems on the run
And their Bernie Bots and Jihad Squad
Were triggered every one
When the Orange Man has fun

Orange Man has fun
Orange Man has fun
Orange Man has fun

Well then Pocahontas drew a tiny crowd
Only CNN had come
And a dirge was playing for de Blasio
Cause they’re tyrants every one

Dems on the run
Dems on the run
Dems on the run
Dems on the run

Well, the polls were dropping for ole Spartacus
And Beto’s going down
In the Biden camp, it was crystal clear
That he’s just a groping clown
Dems on the run
Dems on the run

And when Booty-Judge was packin’ fudge
The Fake News all got sore
For the Orange Man has won

Dems on the run
Dems on the run
Dems on the run

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