The Brady Bunch cast REUNITE as the sitcom celebrates its 50th Anniversary... after joining...

DAILY MAIL UK ^ | July 26, 2019 | Laura Fox For Mailonline

[Telepathic Intruder]

Listen to a story about a man named Jed.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
And then one day he was shootin’ at some food,
And up from the ground come a bubblin’ crude.

Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire.
The kinfolk said “Jed move away from there”.
They said “California’s the place you ought to be”,
so they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimming pools, movie stars.

Well now it’s time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin.
They’d like to thank each one of you for kindly droppin’ in.
You’re all invited back next time to this locality,
For a heapin’ helpin’ of their hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is. Kick your shoes off. Set a spell. Y’all come back now, y’hear?

[real saxophonist]

I think I'd rather watch the Brady Bunch than golf.

Actually, about the only TV I watch is the Denver news, just because some of the girls are cute.

[Veto!]

To each his/her own. I only watch individual sports, detest football.
Golf is my stand-up-and-cheer sport. Last weekend I even got up at the unheard of hour of 4 a.m. to watch the big tournament in Ireland.

Veto!
(The girl)

[BigEdLB]

Yes, 50 years will do that.

[be-baw]

Nice to know so many are still alive and (apparently) have not self-destructed.

[Gigantor]

That is very interesting. Very interesting, indeed.

[SanchoP]

And what will television even be like in 40 years?

Gone the way of the horse and buggy.

[Dr. Sivana]

They gutted the house to make the interior look like the Hollywood sets where the show was filmed?

They are going to have a real problem with the relationship of the driveway to the patio sliding door to the astroturf yard.

I imagine that California will NOT let them get away with having almost no balusters on the main stairwell (nightmare for any family with toddlers).

They will have to make sure that the toilets are out of sight of the main camera angles on the kids' bathroom.

[Dr. Sivana]

This is too rich for my blood. I will have to wait for them to redo the Kramdens apartment.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

I’m friends with Susan. She does NOT like Maureen at all, and she knows it. Should be interesting!

[bgill]

Thankfully, I haven’t aged a day.

There was a house across from school that looked just like the Brady house. I’d look over at it every day during Math class and daydream. Guess that’s why I never became a math whiz.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Yeah, we get it. You are too high culture to ever have known.

Ha ha ha ha! I'm not at all surprised that s/he lives alone. That one post already bored me to the core.

[yarddog]

I have read some interesting stories about them. They have all been verified too.

One is that the first time Florence kissed Mike, during the first filming. She came to the producer and said, “This guy ain’t straight. Later Sherwood Schwartz confirmed that she did. It was surprising to me that she could tell just from a screen kiss.

Another one was that Henderson walked around topless during backyard parties. She had a high fence so no one else could see.

Third was confirmed by both Greg and Marcia. She was visiting him and they were swimming in his parent’s pool. After a while they went up to Greg’s room. They eventually got naked and were just about to hit a home run when Greg’s Father got suspicious and knocked on the door. They hurriedly got dressed and never got together again.

[Red Badger]

[bigdaddy45]

Simple solution for the staircase. Glass

[Lizavetta]

Menopause is a vindictive bitch.

[Sacajaweau]

Who cares.........

[Deplorable American1776]

Will they find Cousin Oliver when they renovate the basement? 😋

[PGR88]

NO. Don’t do it!

I don’t want to see the Brady Bunch after they’ve aged.