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'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana 
... another thing I noticed: one of the questioners addressing RM used the phrase “last few hours of your life”
Yikes!
Ostensibly that refers to the most “recent” hours of his life and not “last”. But it sure had ominous overtones. Why would someone insert that phrase?
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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
It's probably apocryphal, but there is a story of Marilyn Monroe arriving at a gala event a little bit tardy. As was the custom, she was announced upon her arrival -- "Ladies and gentlemen, the late Marilyn Monroe!"