Posted on 07/18/2019 3:49:13 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, and finally, back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love RAP"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is A great role model"
10. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Kaepernick Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault”
14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"
- and the last sticker is;
15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
#18 is all you need followed by a great big “ROLL TIDE”
Generalize much??
Your stereotyping is a big FAIL.
You don’t come close on your “mocking” accent.
Where do you reside? You must not be too proud of your home base, since you don’t show it on your profile page.
After next year’s census counts the population, Texas will add 3 or 4 more electoral votes, thanks to legal and illegal migration into the state. For all the Texas haters, if Texas flips to Democrat/Socialist, kiss the USA goodbye. You will be living the American nightmare.
one with most bullet holes in car wins?
How weird. I was just about to jump in when I saw your post to me.
Let me read, then I'll comment.
You've got the biggest hard-on for Texas of anyone on Free Republic. Seems you never pass up an opportunity to dump on my state.
And you live where - in California! LOL
KMA, VanDeKoik.
Sincerely,
Windy in Texas
VanDeKuck lives in California.
Figgers, don't it?
The BBC show “Top Gear” did a version of this, it should be on Youtube. They had to stop it since their hosts were starting to get scared from all the encounters.
Ok.
Maybe you can tell me where I’m wrong, instead of some more of that loud-mouth Texas bravado?
I live in Michigan, btw, and as far as I’ve seen, we dont have cross-dressers reading stories to kids in our libraries, or any active ANTIFA armies at least.
“And you live where - in California! LOL”
Dont laugh too loud. It seems like California has lots of franchisees operating in Texas these days.
“Where do you reside? You must not be too proud of your home base, since you don’t show it on your profile page.”
So? I’ve been here since 2005, and never put anything there, because it never interested me?
I’ve stated many times that I live in west Michigan. No big secret for me.
*rolleyes*
Just like I said, Texans talk a big frigging game for a state that is more California than parts of California these days. But dont tell them that, or they’ll have a meltdown calling you names.
But go on hootin and hollar’n like any of that impresses me one iota.
Lol!! Yes, it certainly does figure.
Making all kinds of derogatory comments about Texas, while sitting in a state that lets the homeless take over its major cities, provides free healthcare and drivers licenses to illegals and has rat infested encampments in LA.
Ha ha. Thanks, Windy. I’ll now know to take those comments with a YUGE grain of salt. :-)
LOL! I think survivor is ridiculous, but this is made for some entertainment.
Maybe you can back up the charge you made about white students in Texas schools only being 28% of the student population here.
That's the main thing you said that set me off, but it's par for the course in these kinds of conversations where you're present. You never find some angle to dump on Texas.
As far as being from Michigan, well, your heart is in California, that's for sure.
Get over your Texas envy.
He now says he’s from Michigan, but he rags on Texas just like a jealous Californian.
“I’m a gay urban liberal & I’m here to take away your guns!”
“Maybe you can back up the charge you made about white students in Texas schools only being 28% of the student population here.”
Huh? Where did I say this again?
“As far as being from Michigan, well, your heart is in California, that’s for sure.”
The hell? Are you like some shut-in with no reading comprehension?
That statement doesn’t even make any sense. Are you sure you dont have some special “obsession” with California?
“Get over your Texas envy.”
Dont worry about that.
“He now says he’s from Michigan, but he rags on Texas just like a jealous Californian.”
Now?
As opposed to what point in the past 9 years where I’ve said otherwise?
I really missing this connection to California that you loons are making, and just repeating like it makes it true or something.
“but he rags on Texas just like a jealous Californian.”
Ok, fine. You guys remind me of people that live in the inner city. When someone points out the problems there, they don’t want to listen, they just call you a racist, because they just want to hear “nice” things or to shut you up.
I wondered whatever happened to “Top Gear”.
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