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I am more worried about the mutant gators from Oak Ridge.
1 posted on 07/16/2019 3:50:02 AM PDT by C19fan
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I wonder this solves Florida Man. All the meth that has entered the FL water supply might be driving the epidemic of Florida Man incidents.


2 posted on 07/16/2019 3:50:48 AM PDT by C19fan
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Like druggies give a poop


3 posted on 07/16/2019 3:51:35 AM PDT by xp38
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What’s the big deal? The meth head gators will lose their teeth anyway so they can’t hurt anyone.


4 posted on 07/16/2019 4:03:31 AM PDT by birdsman (NAAWP)
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“Don’t pollute before you shoot!”


5 posted on 07/16/2019 4:09:17 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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OH GREAT!
Now, you've given them a movie idea to compete with Sharknado
6 posted on 07/16/2019 4:22:21 AM PDT by Karma_Sherab
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“Meth Gator”. That would be the perfect name for a Southern Rock band....


7 posted on 07/16/2019 4:25:15 AM PDT by apillar
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On the plus side, they’ll have no teeth.


9 posted on 07/16/2019 4:33:21 AM PDT by PTBAA
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Gators in Tennessee? Had to check that one out and it surprised me that yes they have been spotted.


11 posted on 07/16/2019 4:37:19 AM PDT by Dusty Road (")
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...I am more worried about the mutant gators from Oak Ridge.

No gators here in Oak Ridge, winters too cold, but
Deer hunts on the reservation require
turning the deer in to be counted,
and their not counting points on antlers,
but liver specimens for Strontium-90 and Cesium-137

1-2 are sequestered per year

15 posted on 07/16/2019 5:21:47 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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Drugs also come out from urine. What goes in, must come out.


16 posted on 07/16/2019 5:26:46 AM PDT by bgill
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And if you flush you cocaine down rhe toilet, you could be creating crackodioles.

CC


18 posted on 07/16/2019 5:39:40 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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A handful of pills into millions of gallons of water.
Sure you can detect the presence chemically but would it not be too diluted to have any practical effect on wildlife?

19 posted on 07/16/2019 5:40:40 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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The Meth Crabs with huge claws invade and destroy the alligators in Tennesse.

You Tennesse humans are the next prey ...

Be very afraid.


21 posted on 07/16/2019 6:33:44 AM PDT by TheNext (Diversity: Darker Replaces Lighter)
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Maybe a new class of superheros, too! Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.


22 posted on 07/16/2019 7:17:55 AM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Mutant Meth Gators From the Chattahoochee starring Bo Svenson, Donna Douglas, Pat Hingle and Minnie Pearl.


23 posted on 07/16/2019 7:28:38 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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The drugs dont work as well once they have been flushed. Lol.


24 posted on 07/16/2019 9:17:27 AM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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