[sodpoodle]

Pretty good;)

God bless.

[yarddog]

Lexophile, a guy who likes Lex Luthor.

[sodpoodle]

http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke—Lexophile-describes-those-th/2017122317

[deadrock]

I was going add to the list, but I always mix up my worms.

[broken_clock]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

[Red Badger]

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog..............

[rfp1234]

I know a dinosaur with three buttocks. He’s Triassic.

When a judge makes a bad decision, it’s Jurassic.

[PGR88]

“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn’t met me yet.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

[2nd Amendment]

Vice Presidential dance:Algorithm
Mexican car killer:El Camino acid

[Jess Kitting]

Anyone who sees a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

[ArtDodger]

I couldn’t understand why the ball looked like it was getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

[gaijin]

Later

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Chemists for BaAu[H2O]!

[KrisKrinkle]

“you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”,

Isn’t there a TV show called “Wicked Tuna” in which people tuna fish?

[ShadowAce]

Most of those are not original. I’ve heard them years ago.

[outofsalt]

Never date someone who is cross-eyed. They are sure to be seeing someone on the side.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you!