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"Lexophile"
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| 7/15/2019
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Posted on 07/15/2019 2:07:52 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:07:52 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Lexophile, a guy who likes Lex Luthor.
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:10:15 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:10:21 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
I was going add to the list, but I always mix up my worms.
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:12:38 PM PDT
by
deadrock
To: sodpoodle
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:15:42 PM PDT
by
broken_clock
(Go Trump!)
To: sodpoodle
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog..............
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:17:08 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: sodpoodle
I know a dinosaur with three buttocks. He’s Triassic.
When a judge makes a bad decision, it’s Jurassic.
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:17:53 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(NBC: Putting the TURD in Saturday.)
To: sodpoodle
“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:18:21 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Red Badger; All
Great posts y’all, keep ‘em coming;)
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:18:52 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
Vice Presidential dance:Algorithm
Mexican car killer:El Camino acid
To: sodpoodle
Anyone who sees a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
To: sodpoodle
I couldn’t understand why the ball looked like it was getting bigger. Then, it hit me.
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:24:09 PM PDT
by
gaijin
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
“you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”,
Isn’t there a TV show called “Wicked Tuna” in which people tuna fish?
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:40:28 PM PDT
by
KrisKrinkle
(Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
To: who_would_fardels_bear
Actually it was Barry Goldwater...
Not...
Barium Gold Water....
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:42:22 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: sodpoodle
Most of those are not original. I’ve heard them years ago.
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posted on
07/15/2019 2:46:17 PM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: sodpoodle
Never date someone who is cross-eyed. They are sure to be seeing someone on the side.
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posted on
07/15/2019 3:31:37 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: ShadowAce
I provided a link - however, like most ‘classic’ jokes, there was no date.
The threads I post are to “lighten the load”. The news is so depressing. Full of rage and despair.
God bless.
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posted on
07/15/2019 3:35:07 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: ShadowAce
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets mad, he’ll be a mile away and shoeless.
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posted on
07/15/2019 3:38:25 PM PDT
by
Rastus
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