Sounds like Florida Man moved to Oklahoma.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Trying to breed a two headed snake by getting him drunk
4 posted on
07/11/2019 9:57:19 PM PDT by
BigEdLB
(BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
LOL
On “Live PD” a policeman went to investigate a complaint about a vagrant in a parking lot.
The cop searched the vagrant’s backpack, found a large cucumber, pornography and a Natty Daddy. The cop shook his head, told the vagrant to move along.
5 posted on
07/11/2019 9:58:51 PM PDT by
RooRoobird20
( "Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves”)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Goode Olde Stephens Jennings wins the Annual Reward of the
“Goode Olde Boyz USA” title!
6 posted on
07/11/2019 10:00:14 PM PDT by
TaMoDee
(The Pack will be back in 2019! Go Pack!!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
7 posted on
07/11/2019 10:01:43 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Shot, chaser. Just a day in the life for FL man.
8 posted on
07/11/2019 10:06:16 PM PDT by
ameribbean expat
(Socialism is like a nude beach - - sounds great til you actually get there. -- David Burge.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
9 posted on
07/11/2019 10:23:40 PM PDT by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Police in Guthrie, Oklahoma say they found a rattlesnake, a canister of radioactive powdered uranium and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen.Prior to arrest he was heard to say, "hold my beer and watch this S-it!"
10 posted on
07/11/2019 10:32:35 PM PDT by
cpdiii
( canecutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
A rattlesnake, uranium, and whiskey. In a stolen car. In Oklahoma.
America is great again.
11 posted on
07/11/2019 11:38:57 PM PDT by
TChad
To: ProtectOurFreedom
You gotta get one of these. Snake in the middle section. Gun on the left. Keep the uranium on the right. Works every time.
12 posted on
07/11/2019 11:48:41 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: All
One heck of mixed drink to power you up. Whiskey, uranium, and snake blood. WUS cocktail.
15 posted on
07/12/2019 4:56:29 AM PDT by
Retvet
(Retvet)
To: ProtectOurFreedom; All
Sounds like good fodder for a new country western song: stolen truck, rattlesnake, whiskey and uranium!
16 posted on
07/12/2019 5:15:30 AM PDT by
octex
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop"Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
- Major T.J. “King” Kong (Slim Pickens), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Regards,
20 posted on
07/12/2019 10:42:59 PM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I’m thinking the snake was the mastermind. He only needed accomplices for their opposable thumbs and ability to reach the gas pedal.
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