I don’t know if it’s much of a feat but I finished a 12 piece bucket of KFC during a 15 minute ride.
I can eat dozens and dozens of oysters in 20 minutes. Maybe 30 or 40.
I’ve thought about competitive eating but i’m too old now.
and too fat :)
KFC is half coating, so it’s possible. I’m with you, though. Too old and fat to try it. Hell, three or four beers a night will pack it on me and I’m up once an hour, filling the ol’ bucket. I caught a glimpse of myself in the restroom mirror at the supermarket earlier, and said *ugh*. I got back to my basket and took all the bread and starch out. Back to low carb for me.
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LOL ... just enjoy the food now.