WFPD: Woman banned from Walmart for eating half of cake, refusing to pay for other half

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[bgill]

Wild times in Wichita Falls!

[wally_bert]

Wichita wacky woman.

[mass55th]

Too bad they don’t publish these people’s names. They shouldn’t be protected.

[Candor7]

Texas needs to cut some strays out of the herd and keep them in saloons where they belong!

[USAF1985]

So you CAN have your cake and eat it too! Maybe it’s not so bad living in Florida after all if this is what Wichita Falls has to offer.

[bgill]

I passed up buying strawberries the other days due to a bunch of kids having all the containers open and munching down on some from this container and some from that. Obviously, someone taught them to not graze from one container but several so they aren’t caught. Reported it to management but doubt anything was done.

[Grimmy]

She ate half a cake...

Then went to a restaurant?

I do believe we were given a serious mercy by not being shown a picture of the miscreant.

[FewsOrange]

“drinking wine from a Pringle’s can”

paging Jeff Foxworthy

[Puppage]

Sooooo, the first half was free?

[Puppage]

I did my USAF tech school there.

[Chickensoup]

shouldnt she pay for the whole cake?

[Larry Lucido]

You can eat your cake and half it too.

[advertising guy]

I am from there, still allowed to visit

most of it

[DuncanWaring]

I spent three weeks there in the June of ‘71.

[Larry Lucido]

Yes, there is a Seinfeld for this.

JERRY: (holding up a can) Hey, is this your half a can of soda in the fridge?

KRAMER: No, that's yours. My half is gone.

JERRY: What?

KRAMER: Yeah, I put my half a can here on the tab. Why, what's your beef?

JERRY: You cannot buy half a can of soda.

KRAMER: Well, why not.

JERRY: Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: That is the sound of you buying a whole can.

[Flaming Conservative]

Too bad that Wal-Mart with a parking lot full of homeless doesn’t ban THEM.

[Dalberg-Acton]

Do you remember that classy OUI lounge?

[Puppage]

I was fascinated by the huge Jack Rabbits. Being a young kid from CT, I’d never seen anything like them.

[Puppage]

I was there 10 years later.