[Vanity] How to Do the Debates

Me

[TBP]

I think I've figured out how the Democrats can get some attention for their "debate."

I think they should all be made to come on stage in a small car and pop out one at a time. It would be the most entertaining and characteristic way they could possibly do it.

[Signalman]

And they should all be dressed up in clown suits.

[mrsmith]

Fruit and vegetable vendors serving the audience, definitely.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Levin’s description of the “Democrat candidate conga line” cracked me up.

I just picture them “1-2-3-4 hat-cha, 1-2-3-4 hat-cha, ...” with Pocahontas in the front of the line.

[catnipman]

the thing that would really get their numbers up is if Trump follows through with this threat to live-tweet throughout the debates ...

[MikelTackNailer]

Too many candidates (24), four already dissed unfairly - a system other than debates must be found. I say a fast game show format with civics, Constitution and boundaries of law being tested. They rotate and two wrong answers knock the candidates out until the field is cut in half.

Repeat this until we get three or four for Debates. No more than two or three Debates. Problem solved. But...they're all Democrats who can't abide fair competition.

[TBP]

Have you noticed the difference between the 17 Republican candidates last time and the 23 (24?) Democrat candidates this time?

The Democrats’ main candidates are a bunch of older people. They’re proving that they hve no real bench. (Mayor Pete? Really?)

Trump is in his 70s, but Cruz, Rubio, and others were noticeably younger. The Republicans have a pool of available candidates — serious ones — in their 40s and 50s. The Democrats don’t.

[GOPJ]

LOL