[Alberta's Child]

E. Jean Carroll volunteered to make an accusation against Brett Kavanaugh, but her Democrat handlers representing Christine Buzzy Ford had serious doubts about the effectiveness of going public with that story.

"No offense, Jean," one of them said, "but you're an ugly hag right now, and way too old to claim that you were at a high school party with Kavanaugh in the 1980s. Let's save your story for the 2020 election campaign instead. Re-write your description of the incident and put Donald Trump's name there instead of Brett Kavanaugh. And make sure you change 'a bedroom in a suburban house in Maryland' to 'a dressing room in a New York City department story' in your narrative."

This should be breaking news ... or maybe not.

This is satire, folks ... or maybe not. :-P

[Elsie]

E. J. Carroll

Houston; we have a problem.