"No offense, Jean," one of them said, "but you're an ugly hag right now, and way too old to claim that you were at a high school party with Kavanaugh in the 1980s. Let's save your story for the 2020 election campaign instead. Re-write your description of the incident and put Donald Trump's name there instead of Brett Kavanaugh. And make sure you change 'a bedroom in a suburban house in Maryland' to 'a dressing room in a New York City department story' in your narrative."
This should be breaking news ... or maybe not.
This is satire, folks ... or maybe not. :-P
E. J. Carroll
Houston; we have a problem.