New Blame-a-Lyzer App Automatically Determines Who Deserves to Have You Blame Them for Your Problems

imao ^ | 17 June 2019 | Harvey

[Rurudyne]

I’m picturing a spinning wheel with 100 places to stop and 99 are “White People”.

[rktman]

Uh, auto-default to TRUMP?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

1/2 of it is “Da Jooooooos” with the other 1/2 being the rest of civil society, grouped of course.

[Agatsu77]

This is so damn stupid it has to be real.

The US is so over!

[gaijin]

The San Francisco model should also have a “Brag vapidly about how long I’ve lived in sh*tty San Francisco” feature.

[KC Burke]

No. NO.

It is truly scientific. Half the time is says “Chronic Gum Disease” and the rest of the time it says “Ancient Aliens.”

[mjp]

I figured why just blame circumstances when you can blame people you already don’t like,”

for leftards: evil Christian capitalist society

[rjsimmon]

Oh, I SO want one of those!

[Rurudyne]

Which brings up a point, should these spinning wheels of blame be mounted flat (like wheel of fortune) but under a bed? Or upright and in an Anxiety Closet?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I code. Ask nice enough and I might make it.

[avenir]

Dr. Emmett Lathrop Brown

[Olog-hai]

Don’t recognize the doctor’s name?

[Olog-hai]

He’s finally invented something that works.

[COBOL2Java]

"I KNEW it!"

[Secret Agent Man]

You don’t need an app, just ask a woman. Their rationalization hamsters blame-shift AND guilt-shame at tge same time.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Not mine. Of course mine is an engineer. Logic and fact based. I know, it sounds crazy, but they do exist and are more common than leprechauns, though barely.

[sheana]

I’m an admitter. Just can’t help it. Sometimes even if I didn’t do it I’ll say I did just to get the dam lectures over. I admit to all the really stupid crap I do. I, and the people I admit it to, get quite a laugh out of it. Like recently I was running my dog with my bike. We were on the last run home when she just stopped. I looked back and yep she was trying to take a dump right in the middle of the street. I’m 5’9” and have long legs so bought a brand new, really big bike so I don’t feel like a hamster in a wheel trying to ride the thing. Well, when she stopped to take her dump I stopped, put my foot down, my ankle turned, and I fell over with the bike landing right on top of me. So there I was in the middle of the road with a big old black bike laying on top of me and my dog on a leash behind me squatting to take a dump. All in slow motion. I thought it was pretty darn funny and told everyone she’s trying to kill me.
Yep. I’m an admitter.

[JoeFromSidney]

Reminds me of the line from the song "Margaritavlle:" "Some people claim there's a woman to blame, but I know,it's my own damned fault."

[I want the USA back]

White males are to blame for all the poverty among POC.