Florida woman tried to flee crash, hid $110K in dress, deputies say

Cox Media Group ^ | 6/13/2019 | Jared Leone

[sparklite2]

She looks better upside down.

[DannyTN]

Guitarist’s foot was the only casualty?

If so, she is really lucky.

[matthew fuller]

Florida woman- there she goes again....

[VastRWCon]

I wonder what happened to her face?

[sparklite2]

Yeah, but it was his wah-wah foot!

[DannyTN]

Real estate agents don’t normally carry $110k in cash.

She might have just sold a weeded lot, if you know what I mean.

[Moonman62]

A picture of her in better times.

http://www.liveinsunnyfl.com/

[VastRWCon]

Macaffe blocked this link...

[Pollard]

A decades old Fiat? Probably lost the brakes.
Fix It Again Tony

[SunkenCiv]

Catherine Allford, 63, drove a Fiat 124 Spider through a closed-off area... through the crowd, but she kept going toward where the band was playing and ran over the guitarist’s foot, WFTX reported... When she fell, $110,000 fell out from Allford’s dress. She told deputies she worked in real estate and had a lot of money, WBBH reported. Allford told deputies she was recovering from back surgery and “probably took too many pain pills,” the Sun reported.

Something like that. She was actually smoking dope and playing naked Monopoly at home with real cash.

[SunkenCiv]

That was just a little joke, btw.

[Freedom4US]

Sounds premeditated, regardless if premedicated. As a Vagina-American she’ll get away with maybe 2 to 3 hours of self-supervised probation, tops.

[lee martell]

It looks like she was born with a harelip and had corrective surgery on it at some point. I don’t see many women with such traces of the defect. Maybe they tend to put make up over the little scars. What a bizarre and terrible day for her and the crowd. A happy ocassion ruined by a drunken stranger with dollar bills falling out of her dress.

[Dilbert San Diego]

She must be in some crazy cash business. Holy Moley.

[Moonman62]

Google didn’t block it.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Allford told deputies she was recovering from back surgery and “probably took too many pain pills,”

How many years ago was that surgery?

[Billthedrill]

A Florida woman tried hiding $110,000 in cash beneath her dress when she was removed from her sports car Sunday afternoon after crashing through a concert at a motorcycle dealership, deputies said.

My nominee for lede of the year.

Allford told deputies she was recovering from back surgery and “probably took too many pain pills,” the Sun reported.

Ah. A, ah, realtor who carries $100,000 cash and smoked, er, "took", too many pain pills. Sounds legit.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Found in atlanta thumbing

[Innovative]

Insane.

What was she thinking?