Posted on 06/15/2019 7:01:44 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
Okay this is probably an old fart narcissistic post. Nobody listens to me. (not even my wife sometimes) I've been a viewer of Freerepublic for about 20 years and it is the only thing that keeps me relatively sane. So here goes- here are the reasons why I am going to vote for either Bernie or Buttieg, or Buttplug (whaterver). 1. I love Venezuela and their recycling efforts using dumpsters 2. I love the Paris climate accords and spending trillions of dollars to stop solar flares 3. I love homos and their efforts to keep the American born population down 4. I hate national borders and wish every 3rd or 4th world person would come here and use our great social services. 5. I hate businesses and wish they were taxed 99% to stop those big snooty rich people. 6. I want every darn gun confiscated so we could vacation in south Chicago and other resort like places in our big cities. 7. Christianity needs to be suppressed so we can enjoy inclusive religions practiced by ISIS and other So many muslim countries. 8. I love late term abortions. I think even some U.S. congressman out to be evaluated for abortion. 9. I hate 3.6% unemployment. So many more people could be living off the gov't and sipping pina coladas. I could go on and on but I won't. If you can't stand my old fart posts just ignore them and go on.
Why would your boss (wife) listen to your demented drivel?
Now Get Off My Lawn!
I never fail to learn something from Freerepublic. Youo’re right paragraphs use more white spaces therefore they are racist, which is offensive. There are so many things that are offensive that I could learn in my retirement years, but I forget most of them.
Sadly about forty percent of the population does not have the capacity to understand the points you make. The will in fact be voting Democrat. Its all about the ( not so) free stuff.
And because Hollywood told us to vote for the Democrats. They know what’s best for us.
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Excellent post. Very sardonic. Inspired.
I particularly like this line:
I love the Paris climate accords and spending trillions of dollars to stop solar flares
Great stuff!
Paragraphs r so like old school.
So your an America hating communist. Got it. Feel free to move to Venezuela. Have a nice day in z communist country!
You must have hacked the DNC’s computer, because what you wrote outlines the newly-revised platform of the Demonrat party!
In short...the D’s have been exposed as absolute evil. They’ll do or say anything that they believe wins power. Kill babies? No problem, it’s all about “choice”. Open borders? No problem, it’s all about “compassion”. Increase taxes to kill the economy? No problem, they’ll always have “free stuff” - just don’t ask how.
They’ve moved so far left it’s become insane. This is why they immediately consider anyone that doesn’t agree as “far right”. In the UK, anyone that doesn’t speak the medias narrative is immediately labeled “far right”. They say it in lock-step “far right, far right, far right”. When in reality the people they’re talking about are just normal and have rational concerns. Like their kids being gang raped and ignored systematically.
What is astonishing is that it is all happening at light speed.
And, I must add, you did it brilliantly with a tongue held firmly in cheek!
:)!
. I love Venezuela and other socialist countries and their recycling efforts using dumpsters, and their anarchy of production, economic chaos, and shortages/rationing, and their universal wage and price controls, and their tyranny, and mass death, their government monopoly, their government bureaucratic management, their forced labor, their exploitation of workers, their aristocratic privilege, mass poverty, mass misery
Let's Vote for this in America!
use the html tags < pre> copy paste stuff </pre > to get copy paste with paragraphs.
This will all be on your Permanent Record, young man!
He could get banned from Face Book.
LOL! Yep! (from another old fart!)
Better yet: ol and li enclosed by < and > ... {:-)
Of course you vote Democrat is you want these thing. And you also vote Democrat if you want your vote taken away from you and given to an Illegal Alien.
Of course you vote Democrat is you want these things. And you also vote Democrat if you want your vote taken away from you and given to an Illegal Alien.
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