[Songcraft]

"Florida men deal with things men in other states never even see - link below shows a Florida man being harassed by a 150 pound lizard..."

Florida men (and women) also have to deal with some of the Country's biggest bugs.   (And many of those bugs fly around all over the place, and make weird noises!)

       

[drwoof]

As was long ago established by O.C. and Stiggs, there exists, for any given geographic location, an inverse relationship between insect size and the price of alcohol...