Police: Le'Veon Bell returns home to find 2 'girlfriends,' $520K worth of jewelry missing

Yahoo ^ | June 5, 2019 | Jason Owens

[C19fan]

Le’Veon Bell may want to reconsider whom he invites into his home.

Police in Hollywood, Florida, say that Bell went to the gym on May 25, leaving two women behind in his home. When he returned, he found that both women and $520,000 in jewelry were not there.

The police report obtained by the Associated Press refers to the two women as “girlfriends.”

[sparklite2]

Funny headline. It can be read that
he came home to find two girls or that
the girls were gone when he got home.

In QM, that’s called super-position.

[farming pharmer]

I bet that jewelry has already been sold off for about 10K.

And half of that is up their nose or in their veins...

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

LOL! I was thinking of the same movie.

[HamiltonJay]

He’s a class A moron.... Wants to be a rapper, not play football....

He’s the Jets problem now.... and while I am sure the threshold for putting up with stupid crap is higher in NY than it is in Pittsburgh, he’s their problem now.

[jimmygrace]

So glad he held out for the financial benefit of his agent and these ladies...

[dfwgator]

If your IQ is the same as your shoe size...you just might be a leftist.

Or an NFL Player

[dfwgator]

Le’Veon might want to invest in CD’s

"Municipal bonds Ted, I'm talking Double A rating. . . the best investment in America."

[Boogieman]

Insurance fraud?

[Bookshelf]

You got that right. He was a three star (of five) recruit, and was not chased by any other major school than Michigan State. Michigan State will, of course, recruit any football player as long as he can tie his shoes.

[Steely Tom]

This may help explain things. A rendering of the "vas deferens":

Yes indeed. So much trouble and pain results from what is ultimately the incompressibility of aqueous suspensions, and the strange sensations and thoughts that are touched off in the male mind by the nerves that sense the tensile consequences of that incompressibility.

[Phlap]

You get what you pay for. And “girl friends” are clearly expensive. lol

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well, there’s that.
I was showing it’s resemblance to the human brain...only smaller.

[Steely Tom]

Oh. I guess I was at the wrong level of abstraction, but in the right conceptual silo. So to speak.

You mean "thinking with the little head."

I don't know where I heard this, but there's an old ditty that goes:

I've got the clap, and the blueballs too
the clap don't hurt, but the blueballs do.

Might have been in a Kurt Vonnegut novel, back in the 1970s.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

His brain ain’t even the size of that stupid thing.
A fool and his money are easily parted. He brings new meaning to it. LOL!

[Chode]

nfl rich...