"He's a sneaky little s__t, just like you."
Posted on 06/05/2019 10:10:29 AM PDT by simpson96
SLIDELL, La. — A Taco Bell in Louisiana ran out of taco shells Monday, which was emergency enough for one customer to call police.
Police in Slidell say someone called to complain that the Taco Bell on Gause Boulevard had run out of both hard and soft taco shells.
“While this is truly a travesty, the police can’t do anything about this,” the department wrote on its Facebook page, calling it a “we can’t make this stuff up” story.
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While there was no word on the status of taco shells at the Louisiana location, Slidell police said they hoped the situation would be resolved in time for Taco Tuesday.
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-PJ
Put Mueller on it.
I see what you did there.
Don’t ever do it again.
I thought it was the Mexican phone company.
the cops arent doing anything but collecting a check, maybe they could solve THIS one, but i doubt it. shouldve called an illegal instead, would get a better response than a fat flatfooted donut-hog.
"He's a sneaky little s__t, just like you."
I’ll likely be banned from this thread. And from Taco Bell.
Maybe she needed three shells!
LOL
At first I thought this was ridiculous. Just go with the soft shell.
Then I read that they ran out of soft shell too. Then it’s a real emergency.
Let’s not be too tough on this lady. After all, the Supreme Court is quite clear on this. They have ruled many times that “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” DOES include the right to enjoy a taco shell.
They will bring you hot sauce, however. The patrol cars always have extra packets left over from stakeouts.
A memorable performance by sandra bulluck, Now all restaurants are Taco Bell lolol
Feel the love.
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Dang, I just found that one!
The End Times must be coming soon, given the high incidence of insanity.
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