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The spectacled bear

The spectacled bear (Tremarctos ornatus), also known as the Andean bear, Andean short-faced bear, or mountain bear and locally as jukumari (Aymara and Quechua[2]), ukumari (Quechua) or ukuku, is the last remaining short-faced bear (subfamily Tremarctinae).

Its closest relatives are the extinct Florida spectacled bear,[3] and the giant short-faced bears of the Middle to Late Pleistocene age (Arctodus and Arctotherium).[4][5]

Spectacled bears are the only surviving species of bear native to South America, and the only surviving member of the subfamily Tremarctinae.

The species is classified as Vulnerable by the IUCN because of habitat loss.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectacled_bear

[Pox]

Not surprising. Most Humans have shit for brains.

[lee martell]

Those poor bears. Killed for such foolishness.
Years ago, there used to be talk of an aphrodisiac called Spanish Fly.
That only killed a certain kind of Beetle.

[glasseye]

China HAS to be involved here somewhere...

And I have money to bet on that.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I believe the male raccoon has a similar bone.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"News you can use!"
 

[dougherty]

Poor bears and damn the superstitious third world savages that do this crap.

[a fool in paradise]

>>Rare spectacled bear being 'driven to extinction'

>> by penis bone poachers brewing 'magical sex potion'

[Rebelbase]

Glad i’m not a bear. Having a sack to protect is enough to worry about let alone a bone to break.

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"The 'sex drink' is called Seven Roots and is said to be made of white rum, seven types of tree bark, honey, pollen, a snake's head, the huanarpo macho plant and a spectacled bear's penis bone"

[dfwgator]

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said “I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink”
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn’t know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

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"Send up a what kind of drink? What's in it?" White rum, seven types of tree bark, honey, pollen, a snake's head, the huanarpo macho plant and a spectacled bear's penis bone? You're sh*tting me, right?"

[Right Wing Assault]

It has just learned that men who enter the USA illegally have this same bone. It is a genetic anomaly that makes them want to leave their home country. The bone must be removed only from dead men or it will lose its magic powers. Chinese billionaires are willing to pay thousands for one of these bones. Pass the word!

[xzins]

If the bears would only identify as female they wouldn’t have a penis bone

[EinNYC]

I wish anyone who used this stupid potion would have his equipment drop off and fall to the floor, withered and blackened. Another one of the barbaric Chinese witch doctor concoctions.